Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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