new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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