shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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