please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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