Don't you send me to vm
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint