How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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