The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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