I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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