yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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