I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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