i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So vagazzling was a success