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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."

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(914): View more from New York

does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(815): View more from Illinois

at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?

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(714): View more from California

The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that

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