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butt plug

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anus plug

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rubbish cock?

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yes

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you suck at this game today

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(260): butt plug (248): anus plug (260): rubbish cock? (248): yes (260): you suck at this game today http://tfl.nu/gu7v

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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.

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Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.

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Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.

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(203): im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty. (1-203): Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said. (203): Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/bpzi

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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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(443): Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears. http://tfl.nu/xwms

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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(401): after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now. http://tfl.nu/y18v

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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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(816): we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome http://tfl.nu/vmah

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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?

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Fuck you.

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(703): I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right? (571): Fuck you. http://tfl.nu/jxij

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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.

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(678): He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going. http://tfl.nu/db5s

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Oh shit. There are penis maracas

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(434): Oh shit. There are penis maracas http://tfl.nu/sti5

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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.

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(734): Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books. http://tfl.nu/5hjw

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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.

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(219): The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair. http://tfl.nu/a313

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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

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Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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(518): That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz (978): Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing http://tfl.nu/v9yz

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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life

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(610): Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life http://tfl.nu/zhdb

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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby

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Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?

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only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.

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Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here

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(630): and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby (1-630): Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted? (630): only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby. (1-630): Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here http://tfl.nu/fcdg

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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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(330): I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake. http://tfl.nu/lvqj

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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad

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(308): The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad http://tfl.nu/i740

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