"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that