I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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