Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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