i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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