The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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