go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I need a beard to bite.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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