4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
