I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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