Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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