So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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