also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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