i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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