sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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