isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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