I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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