dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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