When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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