So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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