it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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