No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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