You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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