physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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