We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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