he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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