Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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