Sry I called you an 8
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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