Just mADE A PArabola og urine
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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