does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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