I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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