And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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