we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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