and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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