Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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