last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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