Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We need to rekindle our bromance
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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