i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
