She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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