she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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