Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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