I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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