i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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