omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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