someone get that fucking seahorse.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
But break dance skills will only take you so far
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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