i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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